Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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