Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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