I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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