we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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