last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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