at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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