whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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