is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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