i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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