My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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