She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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