I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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