I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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