Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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