yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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