He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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