im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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