It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I supernannyed him into submission
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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