Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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