i think i have herpe
just one?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
