i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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