dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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