So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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