We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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