what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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