I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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