what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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