I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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