Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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