Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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