Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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