got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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