So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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