Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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