i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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