Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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