oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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