I would go down on you faster than GM stock
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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