Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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