MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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