Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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