it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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