So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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