It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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