the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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