it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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