I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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