But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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