So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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