they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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